Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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