if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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