I hate your face
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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