White coat. Heels.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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