the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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