I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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