we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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