Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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