i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have already put on my inside pants.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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