I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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