i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
