He uses pillows to masturbate.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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