Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
foreskin is a definite game changer
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
