Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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