i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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