you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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