i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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