Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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