I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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