ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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