i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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