So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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