I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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