We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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