Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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