Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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