I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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