i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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