One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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