I think my vagina is haunted
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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