Cold hands, warm shart.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i out mim tonsoeep
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