I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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