...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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