Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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