Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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