so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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