but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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