Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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