He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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