Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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