i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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