So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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