They should really pass out barf bags in church
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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