she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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