Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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