You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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