This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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