susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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