I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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