my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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