What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
