I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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