I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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