There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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