ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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